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Lyn's Sexy Quotes
Lynny... my loving sister
Some of these are from TV shows or movies...
and most are inside jokes...
so beware of obscurities!
"Does anybody like pickles as much as I do?" 
"...crying out of one eye..."
"Do you see the hat? I'm Mrs. Nesbitt!"
"Freak, freak, freak, dude, dude, dude!"
"Now THAT'S a hairy panda!"
"I'm there for ya Benny, I'm there for ya Ralph"
"You ruined the joke, now you get stabbed, come here"
"O Clean-o's on the make!"
"Cat. My butt. No difference"
"Yes meow... no meow.. maybe meow!"
"You're slow like a dead snail" 
"Those flames were really big, dad"
"Don't trust the butter!"
"I call the big one Bitey"
"What are you doing out here?"
"How 'bout if we don't?" 
"Testosteroni"
"For every action there is a Jackson"
"Dandruff sneaks up on you like cheese on the Cheshire Cat"
"No shoes no olives (cept in your pants and i don't want those), man life sux!!"
"beating babies with yardsticks?!?"
"Scared to leave your mother....... behind!"
"Get in my pants and we'll go to West Virginia"
"All this and more could be yours"
"liver, lover, hoover" 
"I can't see you past my huge erection!"
"Hot love in the morning, 1, 2, 3, or 4 cows!"
"Why are you so mean? Cuz I'm dead!"
"How ya like me now?"
"Could I be wearing anymore clothes?" 
"There's plenty of peace loving elephants"
"Dance like a Canadian!"
"3 goiters and a prosthetic piece"
"Move it, tons of fun, we gotta book"
Where are Steve's little nails? "On his little hand"
"Check ya later!"
"The Bacon Rebellion"
"Stupidity leak!"
"I allways win!" 
"If you can pull things out of my crotch,
there's too much stuff in it"
"Missed me, Agadoobay!"
"Dude, Guy, Man"
"Haste makes paste"
"Is that so Wrong??"
"What's that smelllll?"
"Skeleton below the belt" 
"Billy Corgan is a hermaphrodite"
"I cant touch you, your a lady"
"bark woof froinlavin"
"Whats so rare as a day in June?
...A blue Racoon, a pink baboon..." 
"Armmaker Biggermaker"
"You milk me too hard, Moo!"
"We are not french, we don't like Jerry Lewis"
"Dirt, guts, evil old man"
(does ur skirt fit? how does it look with ur mary janes?)
"You hit me in the face with your rubber!"
"Smells like tunafish, gotta go"
Our people...
Abby! Babsy!
The Turtleneck Posse
The Tank Top Patrol
Deviant Hot Guys
Ghost Clown
Action Jackson
Bruce Russo's Brother
Frank Stallone
Big Banana-head
Mumfi
Barry Lamb
Pimpy Claus
Holden McGroin
Commander Xander Fuzz
Olen B-Jesus
Big Head Larry
Johnny John GoodCash
Fighting Franky
Momra the Ever-Living
The Burgermeister Meisterburger
Spankie the Hoodoo Bear
Triple Changing Baboo
Double Doody
Creepy Freddy
Big Sexy
Neckfurter
Huge Crapweezil
Liverotchi
Perry Coma
Bob Nicknolte
Uncle Aftereno & Aunt Flo
Phil Spidermin
Big head Kitty
Iggy Figgy
Bud Bash
Shooter
Mortimer Ichabod Marker
Monkachiparillatangaboon
Fattybittyboombattytigertabbyfuzzyflabbykittykatty
(also known as Felix)
Lynette T. Abunburger
Nicknames...
Lyn
Lynny
Lint 
Lynbo
Wynette
Loonette
Captain
Cap
Admiral
Lumpybear
Rosco
Woof 
Oobie
Sexy
Monkey
Chump
Moofy
Mumfi
Lovey
Squishy
Linus 
Bebe
BabyBear
Big Mac
Burger
Shirley Temple
Boogie Burger
Stripe
Lynseed 
L Boogie
Jigglypuff
Lynsterine
Poopy
Pooples
HugeBoob
Lynettey Spaghetti
Schmooples
Schmoopy
Schmoop
Schmoo
